Midwest Marvels
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Midwest Marvels

Roadside Attractions across Iowa, Minnesota, the Dakotas, and Wisconsin

Eric Dregni

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Midwest Marvels

$17.95 Paper
ISBN: 0-8166-4290-7
ISBN-13: 978-0-8166-4290-8

 

A tour of quirky must-see sites dotting the highways and byways of the Upper Midwest.

Only in the Midwest is civic pride measured by the size of a town’s roadside sculpture. Much-loved monuments and larger-than-life replicas add character to their surroundings, intriguing and amusing visitors as they pass through town. Midwest Marvels is not your typical guidebook. Regional travel expert Eric Dregni takes the reader on a slightly off-center tour of the bizarre—and the beautiful—across Iowa, Minnesota, the Dakotas, and Wisconsin, and directs road-trippers to the one-of-a-kind oddities that cause drivers to turn off the interstate in awe.

Intricate architecture and historical monuments often reveal the soul of a city, but in Audubon, Iowa, visitors find a thirty-foot, forty-five-ton talking bull erected as a monument to the beef industry. In Minnesota a tourist can view monuments to Paul Bunyan or visit the Spam Museum, and North Dakota boasts a forty-five-foot tower of discarded oil cans, trumped only by the world’s tallest structure: a TV tower jutting nearly a half mile into the sky. Everyone is familiar with South Dakota’s Mount Rushmore and Corn Palace, but less famous is the unique Outhouse Museum. Of course, only in Wisconsin can a couple get married in the mouth of a 145-foot muskie.

Readers will appreciate the countless hours Dregni has spent searching for the biggest, the smallest, the oddest, the most mysterious, and the most outrageous tourist attractions. Complete with detailed descriptions, driving directions, and numerous photographs, Midwest Marvels is a must-have for everyone from armchair travelers to seasoned road warriors planning a trip through the heart of the country.

Midwest Marvels is a type of entertaining curiosity tour featuring a text which is illustrated with photographs and down home folk tales. It is well worth the price to the traveler unfamiliar with what the five-state Upper Midwest area has to offer the curious passerby.” —Midwest Book Review

“If you like road trips, and you’ve always wondered about those odd things you see along the way, you’ll like Midwest Marvels. For anyone who has ever been exasperated by the fuzzy unctuousness of so much travel writing, this newly reissued guidebook will be a breath of fresh air.” —St. Paul Pioneer Press

“Dregni takes the reader on a slightly off center tour of the bizarre and the beautiful, and directs road-trippers to the one-of-a-kind oddities that cause drivers to turn off the interstate in awe.” —La Crosse Tribune

“This guide to drive-to novelties may help take the sting out of high fuel prices. Skewed toward the slightly nutty if not downright bizarre, the entries profiled here will attract travelers of all ages.” —Bloomsbury Review

“With gas prices edging to $3 a gallon again, it might be an opportune time to pick a summer vacation destination close to home. I’ve got just the planning guide for you. It’s Eric Dregni’s Midwest Marvels.” —Rapid City Journal

“King of Kitsch: Marvelous author Eric Dregni maps wee wonders of Midwest. Having a conversation with Eric Dregni is like stripping paint off an old window frame. Just when you think you’ve reached bare wood, you find another layer of paint.” —Villager

“The world’s largest turkey in Frazee is just one of the roadside attractions highlighted in Eric Dregni’s new book.” —Frazee-Vergas Forum

“A compilation of big, small, mysterious and strange tourist attractions. One of Deadwood’s most famous saloons has its own chapter.” —Lawrence County Journal (Deadwood, SD)

Midwest Marvels directs road-trippers to the one-of-a-kind oddities that cause drivers to turn off the interstate in awe.” —Harvey Herald-Press

“Fascinating reading not only for the traveler willing to divert from interstate highways but also for the traveler who doesn’t have time or can’t afford to leave his living room couch.” —Custer County Chronicle

“Dregni has done a good job of finding a wide variety of oddities and then tracking down their essential facts. His book is rich with photographs and details, a great book to toss into the back seat when you head out for the weekend.” —Minnesota

“Eric Dregni knows the Midwest at its most peculiar. Each entry in Dregni’s book—there are more than 100 featured—has a photograph and brief description, and also some anecdotal humor and commentary.” —Minnesota Daily

“Where on earth would anyone find an assembly of lederhosen-clad chipmunks hoisting their beer steins? At the Moccasin Bar in Hayward, WI, of course, which features other such marvels of taxidermy as sparring squirrels and a beaver referee. Dregni travels to states throughout the Midwest to take in their bizarre tourist attractions. Dregni pens engaging entries, each of which includes a few pages of background, travel instructions, and, in some cases, other nearby stops of interest. Public libraries in the Midwest will wish to purchase it for its in-depth coverage of the local wonders.” —Library Journal

“If you’ve ever been lured by the siren song of schlock, you’ll be in tune with Eric Dregni’s adoringly quirky new compendium of heartland camp. Chockfull of tourists’ quotes and anecdotes, this fat slab of a book is a cheerful reminder of how even the most conservative parts of America revel in their queer amusements.” —Passport Magazine

Born in the shadow of the World’s Largest Six-Pack in La Crosse, Wisconsin, Eric Dregni is a freelance writer for the Rake and the Minneapolis Star Tribune. He is the author of several books, including Minnesota Marvels: Roadside Attractions in the Land of Lakes (2001), The Scooter Bible, Ads That Put America on Wheels, and, most recently, Let’s Go Bowling! He lives in Minneapolis.

368 pages | 204 halftones, 5 maps | 7 x 9 | 2006

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TABLE OF CONTENTS

Preface
Acknowledgements

Iowa
Audubon
• Albert the Bull
World’s Largest Anatomically-Correct Bull

Britt
• Hobo Museum
Wanderers Welcome!

Burlington
• Snake Alley
“Crookedest Street in the World”

Clear Lake
• Surf Ballroom
The Day the Music Died

Council Bluffs
• World’s Largest Golden Spike
The Eastern Terminus
• Squirrel Cage Jail
Gentle Efficiency of Total Surveillance

Dubuque
• Fenelon Place Elevator
World’s Shortest, Steepest Railroad

Eldon
• American Gothic House
Grant Wood’s Muse

Elk Horn
• Danish Windmill
Moving Monuments Overseas

Festina
• St. Anthony of Padua Chapel
“World’s Smallest Church”

Fort Dodge
• Cardiff Giant
Authentic Imitation of the Fake

Le Mars
• The Museum of Ice Cream
Never on a Sundae

Main Amana
• Amana Colonies
Collective Farm Tourism

Marquette
• Effigy Mounds
Landmarks of the Ancients

Marshalltown
• Big Treehouse
Swiss Family Robinson Dream House

Okoboji
• University of Okoboji
A School of the Mind

Pella
• Vermeer Mill
Battling Windmills

Pocahontas
• Indian Princess Statue
Welcomes the Weary Traveler

Riverside
• “Future Birthplace of James T. Kirk”
Where the Trek Begins

Spillville
• Bily Clock Museum
“Officially Priceless”

Stanton
• Coffee Pot & Cup Water Towers
A Monument to “Mrs. Olson”

Waukon
• Cowboy and Steer
Colossi in Fiberglass

• House of Clocks
Where Time has Stopped

West Bend
• Grotto of the Redemption
Immortality in Stone

Winterset
• Covered Bridges
Madison County’s Pride


Minnesota
Alexandria
• Kensington Runestone
The Mystery Continues

Austin
• Spam Museum
“I think; therefore, I spam.”

Belle Plaine
• Two-Story Outhouse
Historical Practical Joke?

Blue Earth
• Jolly Green Giant
Who Stole Sprout?

Collegeville
• Saint Peregrine
Roman Boy Martyr

Crookston
• Red River Ox Carts
15 miles per day

Darwin
• Twine Ball
Largest Made by One Man

Duluth
• World’s Largest Aerial Lift Bridge
Elevator to the Heavens

Eveleth
• World’s Largest Hockey Stick
Notwithstanding the Weather

Fergus Falls
• World’s Largest Otter
Another “Monstrosity”?

Fosston
• Cordwood Pete
Paul Bunyan’s Kid Brother

Frazee
• World’s Largest Turkey
It Only Takes a Spark…

Madison
• Lou T. Fisk
“World’s Largest Cod”

Menahga
• Saint Urho
Patron Saint of Finland

Minneapolis
• Weisman Art Museum
“The Tin Can”

• Cherry Spoon
Nation’s Largest Outdoor Sculpture Park

Mora
• Dala Horse
Big Money in Horse Trading

Rothsay
• Booming Prairie Chicken
Photo Op Extraordinaire

Saint Paul
• Peanuts’ Park
You’re a Statue, Charlie Brown

Vining
• Swollen Toe Sculpture
Gas Station Art Park

 

• Big Fish Tour
Perfect for Postcards

• Paul Bunyan Tour
Relics of the Giant

• Voyageur Tour
From Pierre to Perserverance

North Dakota
Blanchard
• KTHI-TV Tower
“World’s Tallest Structure”

Bottineau
• Tommy Turtle
Monument to Snowmobiling

Casselton
• Can Pile
Biggest Birdhouse in the State

Dickinson
• Dakota Dinosaur Museum
Yesterday’s Giants

Dunseith
• W’eel Turtle
Rims as Art

Fort Ransom
• Thor the Viking
God of the Ski Resort

Garrison
• Wally the Walleye
No Small Fry

Grand Forks
• B-52 Bomber
3rd Largest Nuclear Power

Grassy Butte
• Old Sod Post Office
With Streets Paved in Glass

Harvey
• Og the Gorilla
King Kong of the Prairie

Jamestown
• World’s Largest Buffalo
60 Tons of Concrete

Mandan
• On-A-Slant Indian Village
Mystery of the Mandan

Minot
• Scandinavian Heritage Center
“Why Not Minot?”

Napoleon
• Thresher’s Row
Dinosaurs of the Prairie

New Salem
• Salem Sue
World’s Largest Holstein

New Town
• Earl Bunyan
Brother of the Lumberjack

Parshall
• Paul Broste Rock Museum
“An Astronomical Cavalcade”

Regent
• Enchanted Highway
Big is Beautiful

Rugby
• Geographical Center of North America
“In the Heart of It All”

Strasburg
• Lawrence Welk’s Birthplace
“Wunnerful, Wunnerful!”

Wahpeton
• Wahpper
World’s Largest Catfish

South Dakota
Aberdeen
• Storybook Land
Over the Rainbow

Clark
• The Parade
“Conversation Pieces”

Custer
• Flintstones’ Bedrock City
A Modern, Stone-Age Community

• Crazy Horse Memorial
World’s Largest Sculpture

Deadwood
• Old Style Saloon #10
Wild Bill’s Demise

Gregory
• Outhouse Museum
A Visit to the White House

Henry
• 10,000 Pound Pheasant
Tinkertown’s Trophy

Hot Springs
• Evan’s Plunge
Waters to Cure Any Ill

Huron
• World’s Largest Pheasant
Pose Next to the Ringneck

Interior
• Minuteman Missile National Historic Site
Cold War Tourism

Keystone
• Mount Rushmore
The Bigger the Better

Lead
• Presidents Park
Heads of State

Lemmon
• Petrified Wood Park
A Depression-era Vision

Mitchell
• Corn Palace
“World’s Biggest Birdfeeder”

Mobridge
• Sitting Bull Bust
The Bones of the Medicine Man

Montrose
• Porter Sculpture Park
“Satanic Pornography”?

Rapid City
• Chapel in the Hills
Ole and Lena’s Home

• Dinosaur Park
T. Rex vs. Triceratops

• The Road to the Hills
From Singing Cowboys to Yogi Bear

Roslyn
• International Vinegar Museum
Taste the Sour Power

Sioux Falls
• U.S.S. South Dakota Memorial
“Battleship X”

Wall
• Wall Drug
From Jackalopes to Ice Water

Webster
• Shoe House
There Was an Old Woman…

Wisconsin
Aniwa
• Behn’s Game Farm
World’s Oldest Lion Tamer

Baraboo
• Doctor Evermor’s Forevertron
A Trans-Temporal Space Ship

Dickeyville
• Holy Ghost Grotto
A Vision from God

Eagle River
• Carl’s Wood Art Museum
Wonderful World of Burls

Fountain City
• Rock in the House
Living Dangerously

Hayward
• Freshwater Fishing Hall of Fame
Into the Mouth of the Muskie

• Moccasin Bar
Taxidermists Gone Wild

Hollandale
• Grandview
A Historical Backyard

La Crosse
• World’s Largest Six Pack
Beer is Back!

Lake Delton
• “Wonder Spot”
The Laws of Nature Repealed

Marshfield
• Jurustic Park
Swamp Monsters

Mercer
• World’s Largest Loon
The Battle for the Bird

Mount Horeb
• Mustard Museum
Welcome Alumni of Poupon U

Neillsville
• Chatty Belle
Largest Talking Cow in the World

Phillips
• Fred Smith’s Concrete Park
“For All the American People”

Rhinelander
• The Hodag
Beware the Bovine Spirituallis!

Sparta
• F.A.S.T.: Fiberglass Animals, Shapes & Trademarks
The Graveyard of Roadside Attractions

Spring Green
• House on the Rock
The Ultimate Bachelor’s Pad

Taliesin
• Frank Lloyd Wright’s Utopian Oasis
Valton

• The Painted Forest
“I Am Death!”

Wisconsin Dells
• The Ducks
Thrills, Spills and Splashes

• Tommy Bartlett’s Robot World
“Caution: High Radiation Area”

• Driving Tour of the Dells
From Vinland Vikings to a Trojan Horse

Bibliography

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