A Cavalcade of Lesser Horrors

"With precise language Peter Smith tells a good story with elegant descriptions, laced with the minor calamities of life, and woven with touches of wry humor." —Star Tribune

We exist. We try to lead good, thoughtful lives. And while we all try our best, we can’t avoid the startling moments, or we make mistakes and experience little shocks and embarrassments—our lesser horrors—that make us wince and come back to haunt us again and again.

For Peter Smith—whose weekly essays for Minnesota Public Radio have endeared him to thousands of listeners and readers—these awkward times are not without their humor, and a healthy dose at that. We all know the circumstances and places the lesser horrors are likely to await—sibling rivalries, high school gym class, job successes and failures, raising children. In this series of funny, honest, and moving pieces, Smith explores a few messy episodes from his own life: growing up Catholic on the south side of Chicago, seeing his tricycle stolen before his eyes, and onward to American life in the ’50s and ’60s, Vietnam, and a career in advertising, where bosses feed employees anxieties to increase creativity. Along the way, Smith discovers how these moments not only help define what it is to be human but are also a major source of our inspiration and imagination.

So cover your eyes, peek through your fingers. Life is a cavalcade of lesser horrors. They may not be the easiest memories to relive, but they are often among the funniest. And by facing them squarely and perhaps even with a smile, Smith finds himself uncovering a simple reassurance, an uneasy truth we should take to heart: we’re all on this wild ride together.

Peter Smith (d. 2016) lived in Hopkins, Minnesota. He wrote magazine articles, fiction, poetry, an occasional op-ed piece, and was a weekly contributor to Minnesota Public Radio's Morning Edition with Cathy Wurzer.

Contents

Preface

South State Street
A Teaspoon of Water
Pop’s Wound
A Crisis of Faith
The Denunciation
Absolution
Mortality
The Man on the Raft
Lawnmower Repair
The Biscayne
A Visit to the Doctor
Coach
Leroy
Wrestling Eddie Dutzler
Awkward Moment
Good-bye to Libertyville
Mademoiselle P.
Make the World Go Away
Screwed
Joe
An Old Roommate Checks In
A Preinduction Reverie
Dear John
The Major
The Amnesty Barrel
1972
A Typewriter Reverie
Advertising Memories
Almost
Pimping My Muse
Karma Turd A-Coming
A Bedside Visit
Vigil Candles